Score: 0

"I've got to admit..."

submission: Blindfolded Guy Noir

date: July 11, 2003

...I'm sick of the same action flash that somehow shows up every damn time on NG. And this one isn't really any diffrent.
But, the animation, art & action was pretty good (although I thought you really didn't need that one long slow motion scene of the guy ducking behind that box while the blind-folded man was shooting at him upside down... that just went on a little too long for my tastes).
I did also like the cheesy voice acting. Gave it a B-movie feel to it... and also some of the lines.
"Thanks for the light."
"Huh? What's this? Oh! It's melon!"
"My prized melon... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
lol... funny stuff.
I would of liked the flash more if it was... well... more diffrent...

Score: 4

"Ehhh...."

submission: Terminator- Rise of Doug

date: July 11, 2003

The only thing that made me laugh was the "get 2 slim jims" objective, and I don't really know why.
Other then that... I didn't really like the movie. But it was decent if anything. Like an average movie... heh, guess that's why it's in the green, right? :p

Score: 5

"Meh"

submission: Mario Babies 2

date: July 11, 2003

It didn't really make me laugh. And I didn't get much enjoyment out of seeing the mario babies die.... hmmm... I still gave you a decent score for the good use of the sprites, though.

Score: 10

"That was pretty damn funny"

submission: (2003)Bar Fight!

date: July 6, 2003

lol, my favorite part being "you don't talk about my brother" "I don't even know your brother". and then he sticks him the broken bottle. lol
That was just too fucking funny.

Score: 0

"i'm sorry, I could not click 5."

submission: Newgrounds News 6

date: June 25, 2003

I gave you a try. But you've really got nothing interesting to keep me... well... interested. I don't really know if a couple of guys talking about what movies they liked and what movies they thought sucked were suppose to be funny or... well, news related.
I mean, hell, I really don't want to sit down and listen to some guy complain about how much he hates people who like Hentai (what the fuck is so sick about it anyways? It's just animated porn.. oh, big fucking deal. I'm so fucking disgusted).
But, hey, other people seem to like it, and I guess that's what counts. As long as you're entertaining someone, right?
I'm just not one of those people.

Score: 8

"This movie did have it's moments"

submission: harrypotter 2 parody 2

date: June 24, 2003

Well, I read the guy who said that this wasn't funny's review first, and I kind of came in watching it with low expectations.
I was caught by surprise with how funny the physical humor was. I mean, most of these flash movies don't have any good old fashion physical humor.
But the movie was not 100% great. The voices kind of sucked (sorry). Harry Potter standing there just drooling wasn't really that funny at all (it kind of reminds me of those dumb-ass jokes my friends used to tell to me behind the movie theater... "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Harry Potter just stood there and drooled?").
But the animation & art were damn good. I just think you should work on your material. Maybe concentrate on physical humor more? I admit, I did enjoy seeing Harry Potter run into the wall like an idiot. :)

Score: 10

"I am impressed"

submission: 99K

date: June 24, 2003

Hell, I could never do anything like that in under 100kb... well, nothing that looked that good. I commend thee on your achievement. It must of been fucking hell just trying to get the file size down and still keep the movie entertaining.

Score: 9

"Jesus, over 1,000 reviews..."

submission: The Return of Ganondorf

date: June 24, 2003

which means you're probably not going to see mine. So I can say this... you're the guy that inspired me to do flash movies on Newgrounds... right, now that's out of the way, I've gotta say that this one really wasn't as funny as your others (don't get me wrong, I laughed throughout the entire "Zelda Slumber Party" scene). It's just I've laughed harder at your other movies then I have this. I mean, "One Ring To Rule Them All 2" & "I Am Resident Evil" were still much more funny then this one.
But It's probably just me.

*shameless plug* Watch Sunday School 4 on july 4th! *shameless plug*

Score: 10

"I can't even review this movie fairly..."

submission: Robocop:001

date: June 20, 2003

...because my computer fucking sucks. It looped on me, so I couldn't watch the whole thing. But from what I did see, you did a damn good job (Robobcop fucking rules!)... and you had the "Requiem for a Dream" theme going on... that's some good music.
wish I could of watched the rest, though.
*kicks computer*

Score: 5

"Me like spoofs!"

submission: Neurotically Whored II

date: June 20, 2003

Alright, to tell you the truth, I didn't find it funny. Not that I'm a fan of illwillpress's work (hell, only a few of his movies made me laugh, he's alright, but I don't go ape shit over him), I didn't find it funny because... well, I didn't find that much to laugh at.
But, hey, I'm not going to be an asshole like most of the reviewers on NG and say you fucking suck, because you don't.
I am amazed at how well your drawings look exactly like illwillpress. Fucking great! That's all I've got left to say. It looks fucking great!