Score: 10

"I can't even review this movie fairly..."

submission: Robocop:001

date: June 20, 2003

...because my computer fucking sucks. It looped on me, so I couldn't watch the whole thing. But from what I did see, you did a damn good job (Robobcop fucking rules!)... and you had the "Requiem for a Dream" theme going on... that's some good music.
wish I could of watched the rest, though.
*kicks computer*

Score: 5

"Me like spoofs!"

submission: Neurotically Whored II

date: June 20, 2003

Alright, to tell you the truth, I didn't find it funny. Not that I'm a fan of illwillpress's work (hell, only a few of his movies made me laugh, he's alright, but I don't go ape shit over him), I didn't find it funny because... well, I didn't find that much to laugh at.
But, hey, I'm not going to be an asshole like most of the reviewers on NG and say you fucking suck, because you don't.
I am amazed at how well your drawings look exactly like illwillpress. Fucking great! That's all I've got left to say. It looks fucking great!

Score: 10

"Yippie Ki Yay, motherfucker!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 4

date: June 10, 2003

... and remember.. pooping is half the battle!
Jesus fucking Christ, that was fucking great. Whenever I want to see just about any kind of toliet humor, I'm only going for the "Retarded Animal Babies" brand. Much like a convict going for the virgin ass in a prision.

Score: 10

"Me like!"

submission: Make Yourself

date: May 25, 2003

Personally, I'm not that big a fan of Incubus. And I didn't care much for your 2-D animation, to tell you the truth. But your 3-D animation and just the way you "shot" the video won me over.
Damn good. That's all I can say. Damn good.

Score: 8

"Heh.... funny shit"

submission: Chinese Culture

date: May 24, 2003

for some reason, I cracked up when I saw the kid had a poster of "Posion" on the wall. And the foot binding part was damn funny too.

Score: 10

"Holy shit!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 3

date: May 7, 2003

You just got yourself a new fan.

Score: 10

"Good lord..."

submission: mystery movie

date: May 2, 2003

... you ARE a fucking genius!

Score: 4

"Well..."

submission: Resident Mulled

date: March 25, 2003

To tell you the truth, I'm not that big of a fan of stick movies, so I wasn't into this movie too much. I like the sound and music, however. Your story also seemed intresting, but I had no clue who Mulled was as you neglected to mention it, or the fact that he was suppose to be some kind of vampire (I guess he was, I'm not sure).
I think you should work a bit on your art, maybe, other then that, I think you'd might be able to make a good horror movie one day.

Score: 5

"It was intresting..."

submission: Sonic's Adventure Ep. 1

date: March 25, 2003

I liked the music. I didn't really understand your story too much, but like you said, it's your first flash, and I know what it's like to make a good first flash when you've just gotten into the whole thing.
I'm willing to watch the 2nd episode.

Score: 7

"David Noel... underdog artist of newgrounds"

submission: The Legend Of Zelda Ep. 1

date: February 13, 2003

I've just recently watched all of your movies you have up on Newgrounds. Your a f*cking funny guy. Maybe though, if you got some friends or family members to help you on your movies, you'd probably pull out a damn funny movie. But, hey, that's none of my business.
I respect your humor and hope to see more from you.